MY MIND JUST WANDERS

I STARTED TO GIVE THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE THEN MEANDERED INTO OTHER STUFF THEN I TELL OF DAILY EXPERIENCES THEN I FORGET WHERE I WAS.
THIS IS THE MIND OF A DUMB BLOND FOLKS AND ALTHO IM NO LONGER BLOND I WAS ONCE FOR 19 YEARS.
I THINK IM PERMANENTLY MENTAlly BLONDED.
MY HAIR IS BECOMING SILVER DOWNGRADED FROM ITS ORIGINAL GOLD.

I SAW A PICTURE OF MYSELF FROM MY DAYS IN SACRAMENTO AND I LOOKED SO OLD AND SO GRIEF STRICKEN THAT I HAVE GIVEN UP ON BEAUTY IDEAS. IM OLD AND MUST FACE IT MY FACE HAS SURRENDERED TO GRAVITY AS WELL AS MY WHOLE BODY WHICH INCIDENTALLY HAS SURRENDERED TO FAT AND FLAB.
SO NOW I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT AND AWAIT MY PUNISHMENT THRU DEATH OF ABANDONMENT OF BODY ISSUES HAHHA
WHAT A JOKE ON THE HEALTH EXPERTS HUH?
WELL I AM ALMOST 73 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR ME, AND ITS CERTAINLY NOT A DIET FOR LOSING WEIGHT. ANY WEIGHT LOSS WILL ONLY EXACERBATE MY FLAB. BETTER TO HAVE FIRM FAT THAN LOOSE FLAB. NO AMOUNT OF EXERCISE IS GONNA TONE THIS OLD THING UP.
BESIDES LOOK AT ALL THOSE WILD EXERCISORS THEY DIE IN THEIR 50'S AND 60'S.
THEY WEAR OUT THEIR BODIES AND LIVE SHORTER LIVES THAN ME. I PLAN TO GET TO 120 JUST TO ANNOY MY KIDS AND FRIENDS.
WITH THE FLAB AND FAT AND SAGGING JAWLINE. SO THERE.
WELP THATS MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.
P.S.
I FULLY PLAN TO ACQUIRE A PLACE IN HEAVEN SHOULD IT EXIST.
AND IF IT DOESNT AND I REINCARNATE I PLAN TO BE BORN AS A TALL WILLOWY BLOND FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY THAT IS GIVEN M,ONEY TO START SOCIAL SERVICE PROGRAMS BY THE DOZENS .
I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE MENTALLY ILL AS BEST I CAN.
AND IF THERES NOTHING AFTER WELL ILL JUST FADE AWAY AND LEAVE BEHIND MY MEMORIES OF MY LIFE IN MY GRAND CHILD.