REPORT FROM TTHE FRONTLINES

MOM... WORKING IN KITCHEN CLEANING UP DAD'S CURRENT MESS I JUST HAD FINSISHED LOADING DISHWASHER AND CLEANING UP DADS MESS 15 MINUTES AGO...

MOM: WHAT IN THE WORLD?? WHAT WERE YOU EAT8ING HERE? PAN AND DISH AND BOWL IN SINK AND KNIVES AND CUT STUFF ON CENTER COUNTER.

DAD "DON'T BOTHER ME TOO MANY QUESTIONS"
MOM"I JUST CLEANED UP YOUR MESS"
DAD" WELL YOU WASHED MY CUP..."

DAD" WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT PROGRAM THAT INTERRUPTED YOUR PROGRAM?"

MOM "HUH? WHAA?""

DAD CRANKILIY "THAT PROGRAM THAT INTERRUPOTS WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING???"
MOM "HUH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIGN ABOUT?"

DAD"THAT PROGRAM WITH THAT WOMAN'S NAME.."

MOM "HUH? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU RE TALKING ABOUT."

DAD "YESTERDAY OH.. CROSSING JORDAN. NEVER MIND..."

MOM " I REALLY CAN'T READ YOUR MIND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT"
"PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME WITH YOUR NITWIT WRITINGS I HATE IT"

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT GOES DAD... WITH RANCOR MOM CONFUSED ALL DAY LONG WHEN HES WRITING HIS BLOGS.