MEN ARE SIMPLE

I WAS WATCHING THIS COMEDIAN ON HBO THE OTHER NIGHT HIS NAME WAS JAKE SOEMBODY OR OTHER HE WAS FUNNY.

WHAT WOMEN DO NOT UNDERSTAND DESPITE TAKING ALL THOSE COSMOPOLITAN QUIZZES AND TESTS AND ALL THAT JAZZ TO UNDERSTAND "WHAT DO MEN WANT?"

HE AND THEN MY HUSBAND AND SONS EXPLAINED IT TO ME ... IT IS VERY VERY SIMPLE WOMEN MEN ARE VERY SIMPLE BEINGS THEY NEED:

FOOD, SLEEP, AND SEX. THAT IS IT NOTHING MORE. WHEN THEY ARENT THINKING ABOUT EATING, OR SLEEPING, OR WATCHING TV OR A MOVIE THEY WANT SEX.
THAT IS ALL THATS ON THEIR MINDS FOR 95% OF THE TIME. THE REST OF IT, THEY FIX CARS OR ANSWER PHONES OR TRY TO WORK OR WHATEVER.

SO, SEE? NO BIG MYSTERY. MEN ARE SIMPLY SIMPLE STOP TAKING QUIZZES .AND IF YOURE NOT GONNA FEED EM SLEEP WITH EM OR WATCH TV WHILST BEING PERSONAL DONT BOTHER WITH A MAN.

ANYWAYS THAT IS WHAT THEY ALL CLAIM. THEY DO LOVE THEIR KIDS THOUGH THEY DO PLAY WITH THEM IN A FEW DISTRACTED MOIMENTS WHEN THEYRE NOT IN SIMPLE MODE.

HAHAHAH NOW THE MYSTERY OF WHAT DO MEN WANT? IS SOLVED NO NEED TO WORRY NOW JUST FIND ONE YOURE WILLING TO DO THOSE THINGS WITH AND SETTLE IN. BUT DO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT HE CAN ONLY DO IT WITH YOU. OR ELSE DROP HIM.