ACAIBERRIES

WELP I SENT FOR THE FREE SAMPLE OF ACAIBERRIES THAT HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT, AND SURPRISE!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COST 5.95 FOR POSTAGE AND HANDLING AND I GOT MY CREDIT CARD BILL TODAY AND IT WAS DOWN FOR 59.95 AND I CALLED THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY WHO INFORMED ME THIS SCAM IS WELL KNOWN AND HAD I WATCHED OPRAH WINFREY I WOULD HAVE BEEN APPRISED OF SAME. WELL I CAN'T STAND THAT PROGRAM SO I WAS SCAMMED !! THEY ALSO INFORMED ME THEY WILL BILL ME FOR 59.95 IN PERPETUITY . SO WE CANCELLED THE CARD AND I HAVE PLACED THE BERRIES IN AN ENVELOPE AND AM MAILING THEM BACK RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED.

WITH A LETTER ENCLOSED AND A PROPER THRASHING VERBALLY
THAT WILL SHOW THEM.
I WILL GET A NEW CARD AND THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
ISN'T THAT HANDY?
WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? MY DOC TOLD ME STOP EATING SO MUCH!!

HAHHAHA
I HAVE A HEART VALVE PROBLEM AND CANNOT DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF.
THIS COMPANY GETS THE STUFF FROM CANADA AND SELLS OUT OF DES MOINES IOWA.
BEWARE MY CHICKIES.
I ALSO HAD A FRUSTRATING DREAM... I WAS AT WORK ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY HAD TAKEN MY DESK SOMEWHERE AND I HAD NO REPLACEMENT. SOME GUY KEPT MAKING THESE MAKESHIFT SHELFY THINGS THAT WOBBLED AND TAKING THEM AWAY. SO I WENT AND TRIED TO GET A STUDENT DESK BUT THEY TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME AS WELL.
I WAS REALLY MAD SO I WENT TO FIND THE BOSS AND WAS GOING TO TELL HIM MY DESK OR I QUIT!! HE WASN'T THERE BUT THE HEAD PSYCHIATRIST WAS AND SHE WAS VERY NICE BUT BEFORE I WENT IN HER OFFICE I WENT IN ANOTHER OFFICE WHERE 3 PEOPLE WERE SITTING TALKING TO EACH OTHER WHEN THEY STOPPED I ADDRESSED THEM THEY PRETENDED I WASN'T THERE SO I CALLED THEM ASSHOLES AND LEFT BOY WAS I MAD. I WENT OUT THE FRONT DOOR I WAS QUITTING AND MY HUBBY WAS WAITING SAYING CALM DOWN I WAS EVEN MADDER I ASKED WHO CALLED HIM IT WAS THE 3 ASSHOLES .
SO I SAID I HAVE QUIT I'M NEVER GOING BACK HE KEPT SAYING TO CALM DOWN WHICH MADE ME MADDER, BUT I FINALLY DID .
THEN LATER THE BOSS CALLED ME AND SAID I WOULD HAVE MY DESK BACK BUT I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE MY PAPERS AND FILES WERE I COULDN'T PUT ALL THAT INFO TOGETHER AGAIN. SO I WANTED TO QUIT THEN I WOKE UP.