THAT DAD

OMIGOODNESS !! THIS WEEK I HAD 2 BAD DAD THINGS .
1. HE ASKED ME TO CALL THE GARBAGE PEOPLE TO GET A NEW GARBAGE CAN THE LID BROKE OFF AND THE NEIGHBOR HAD SUBSTITUTED THIS BROKEN LID FOR OUR NEW GARBAGE BIN HE LET HER.
I CALLED THEM AND THE ARE TO GET US ANEW BIN ON FRIDAY WELL THE LAST TIME WE GOT A NEW BIN THEY HAD US PUT IT OUT EMPTY ON A MONDAY AM SO I FIGURED THEY WOULD WANT AN EMPTY ONE SINCE THEY ARE GETTING IT ON FRIDAY AND FRIDAY IS OUR PICKUP DAY I THOUGHT IT NEEDED TO BE EMPTY LIKE LAST TIME , OF COURSE DAD DISAGREED AND FELT HE NEEDED A FULL CAN SO HE CALLED THEM CUZ I WAS DONE BEING THE SLAVE OVER GARBAGE NOW.
THEY SAID IT COULD BE FULL AND HE CROWED IN TRIUMPH!!
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LAST NIGHT WHEN HE TRIED TO SET THE HOUSE ALARM IT WOULDN'T GO ON IT SAID TROUBLE SO WE CLICKED TO SEE WHERE THE TROUBLE WAS, IT WAS THE GARAGE DOOR WHICH HE LEAVES A BIT OPEN EVEY NOW AND AGAIN. SO I WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS HE WOULD NOT LET ME GO SEE. THE CAT CAME IN THE HOUSE AND HE WAS ANNOYED I DON'T KNOW WHY THE CAT COMES INTO THE HOUSE ALL THE TIME.

I FELT HE WAS UP TO SOME OLD TRICK HE DOES THAT TRIES TO KEEP ME FROM SEEING A TRICK HES UP TO WELL I WANTED TO SEE IT, SINCE THIS IS MY HOUSE AS WELL. THIS IS A GUY THAT RUNS AROUND WITH A FLAME THROWER AND BURNS THE NEIGHBORS DRIP SYSTEMS WITH IT. IN TRYING TO BURN WEEDS.
HE SAID HE WAS TRYING TO KEEP THE CAT OUT. WELL THE ALARM STILL WAS IN TROUBLE SO WE CALLED THE COMPANY THEY SAID TO DO STUFF AND IT DIDN'T WORK SO THEY TOLD US THE BATTERY NEEDED TO BE REPLACED. I HAD SEEN WHAT APPEARED TO BE A LOCK ON THE BOX SO WE WENT TO SEE, IT WAS A PHONE JACK, DAD STILL WAS TRYING TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY CLOSET. SAID THE CAT WAS GONNA GO IN THERE. WELL THE GUY SAID THEY WOULD SEND SOMEONE TO FIX IT DAD SAID HE WOULD BUY A NEW BATTERY I ASKED THE MAN WHAT KIND OF BATTERY DAD WAS YELLING AT ME ILL LOOK TOMORROW. WELL WHEN THEY GUY HAD SAID THEY WOULD FIX IT AND DAD WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME I GAVE HIM THE PHONE I WAS TIRED OF HIS TRIX. SO TODAY WE FIND OUT ITS S HUGE BATTERY AND WE NEED A RADIO SHACK TO GET ONE AT AND IT COSTS $30 I REMEMBERED THE GUY HAD SAID THEY WOULD COME OUT TO FIX IT.. SO I TOLD DAD HE SAID IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHARGE FOR IT THE GUY SAID IT WAS $10 TO COME OUT.CHEAPER THAN $30 A BATTERY I FIGURED I SAID OK. DAD WAS RIGHT ON ME AND WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH FINALLY I GOT HIM TO SEE THE LIGHT. AND HE AGREED TO HAVE THEM COME OUT ND DO IT. WHEW!!

IT GETS MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH A GUY WHO KNOWS IT ALL AND WONT LISTEN TO ME. AFTER HE TELLS ME HE CANT TALK ON THE PHONE AND WANTS ME TO HANDLE IT THEN HE HAS A BUNCH OF OBJECTIONS ON TO HOW I DO IT.
YOU CAN BE SURE I WANT IT DONE WELL FAST AND FREE OR CHEAP SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS WORRIED ABOUT. LET A COMPETENT WOMAN WORK FOR HEAVENS SAKE IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA DO IT!!
THE OLDER A MAN GETS THE MORE STUBBORN AND RUDE HE GETS.
SO GIRLZ IF YOU THINK MARRYING AN OLD MAN FOR HIS MONEY IS A GOOD PLAN , THINK AGAIN, HE WONT LET YOU TOUCH THE MONEY AND HE WILL ARGUE OVER EVERY DRESS YOU WANNA BUY!!

NEVER MARRY A MAN OVER 70 ITS BAD NEWS!!!