YESTERDAY WE WENT SHOPPING AT SAFEWAY I DECIDED TO GET SOME GROUND SIRLOIN AND I ASKED THE YOUNG BUTCHER TO GRIND UP 2 STEAKS THAT WERE ON DISPLAY IN THE CASE, HE SAID IT WOULD TAKE 20 MINUTES AND HE HAD STEAK IN THE BACK ROOM I ASKED HIM TO BRING IT OUT SO I COULD SEE IT AND HE BROUGHT OUT A BIG BOX FULL OF HUGE TUBES OF HAMBURGER IN PLASTIC WRAP AND SAID IT SAYS ON THE BOX 90%LEAN AND 10% FAT THIS WAS THE SIRLOIN .
I SAID I DIDNT WANT THAT OLD STUFF IT WAS GREY LOOKING AND OLD AND I DIDNT WANT TO PAY 9.00 A LB. FOR OLD HAMBURGER. I WANTED THE STEAK IN THE CASE GROUND UP
AND HE WOULD NOT DO IT .
SO I SAID NEVER MIND I WILL GOTO FRY'S AND THEY WILL DO IT THERE.
MY HUSBAND WHO WAS STANDING ASIDE HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, ASSUMED I WAS JUST GIVING SOMEONE A BAD TIME AND HE FOLLOWED BEHIND ME AND GAVE ME A LOOK OF CONTEMPTUOUS PATIENCE LIKE I WAS DOING SOMETHING REALLY WRONG. HE THINKS I AM A DODO BECAUSE I PROTECT MY RIGHT TO DECENT FOOD AND RIGHT TO HAVE THINGS AS THEY SHOULD BE RATHER THAN TAKE WHAT THEY TRY TO DUMP ON ME.
THERE IS NO MAKING THIS MAN UNDERSTAND THAT ONE DOES NOT TAKE WHAT IS NOT GOOD FOR ONE TO SAVE A HASSLE.
THAT IS WHY WOMEN ARE THE GATHERERS AND MEN ARE HUNTERS. WOMEN CAREFULLY GATHER FOOD THAT IS GOOD AND NUTRITIOUS AND THE BEST WHILE MEN WILL GO OUT AND KILL ANY OLD SCRAGGY COW AND BRING IT HOME THINKING THEY HAVE DONE WELL.
AH MEN AH WOMEN. WE ARE SO DIFFERENT.
IF MEN HAD TO TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE ONES IN CAVE MAN TIMES THERE WOULD BE NO ONE LEFT ON EARTH BY NOW.
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