OK I WAS GONNA ADD PICTURES TO THIS BUT I HAVE TO READ DIRECTIONS FOR MY CAMERA AS I FORGOT HOW TO USE IT SINCE I DON'T USE IT VERY OFTEN. AND... I AM LAZY.
SOON I WILL GIVE IT AWAY SO I DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH IT MY PREVIOUS CAM WAS SO EASY TO USE I THOUGHT THIS ONE WAS THE SAME BUT NOOOO IT HAS FEATURES TO MAKE THINGS BETTER DAMMIT. I HATE SPECIAL FEATURES . WHY NOT AUTO FOCUS AND CLICK ITS DONE LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS? ITS BAD ENOUGH IT HAS THE PICTURES ALL INSIDE AND YOU HAVE TO HOOK IT TO THE COMPUTER TO REALLY SEE THEM BUT ....FEATURES, UGH!!
DAD JUST CAME IN WITH MY VERY EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES MARK JACOBS COST A LOT ONES AND ASKED IF THESE ARE THE ONES HES NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. HE WILL TAKE THEM AND LEAVE THEM ON TOP OF A FENCE OR SOMEWHERE ODD WHERE WE CAN NEVER FIND THEM AGAIN AND ACT AS IF ITS PERFECTLY OK.

HE HAS ABOUT 6 PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES SOME WHERE IN HIS WEIRD UNIVERSE WHICH HE NOW CANT FIND SO HE TOOK MY EMERGENCY BACKUP ONES I USE WHEN HES LOST MY GOOD ONES PLEASE PRAY HE DOESN'T LOSE THOSE.
AT ANY RATE THIS MAN NEVER, EVER PLACES ANYTHING IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE AND HE NEVER CAN FIND HIS GOODS. I HAVE ANXIETY ATTACKS WHEN HE STARTS TO HUNT I AM FORCED TO JOIN IN THE HUNT TO GET MY STRESS DOWN.
RIGHT NOW, HE HAS LOST ONE PIECE OF HIS PUZZLE THAT'S ON THE TABLE.
EVERY DAY HE LOSES PIECES OF THEM WE HAVE ABOUT 150 PUZZLES WE SENT AWAY ABOUT 8 OF THEM RECENTLY.
THE CUPBOARDS AND CLOSETS ARE INFESTED WITH PUZZLES.
SOMETIMES WE FIND THE MISSING PIECES AFTER HE TOSSES ONE AWAY.
MERCY LORD!!

SAVE ME!
AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR LIFE WAS HARD!!