WELP, THEN, TIME TRAVEL IS RELATIVE

MY FIRST YEAR IN CG I WAS ASKED TO BE ON JURY DUTY, UNFORTUNATELY I HAD TO BE IN SURGERY AND WAS PLACED BACK ON THE WAITING LIST.
EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN IGNORED AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY BECAUSE FLORENCE IS A LONG ICKY DRIVE FROM HERE, AND I FEAR HAVING AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE PEOPLE DRIVE TOO FAST AND DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO DRIVING. I SEE SO MANY PEOPLE WITH A PHONE STUCK TO THEIR EAR AND HEAD BENT SIDEWAYS OR ELSE HOLDING THE PHONE AND DRIVING WITH ONE HAND, AND IT SCARES ME .
ALSO ITS A 2 LANE HIGHWAY AND ITS HARD TO FIND A HOLE TO JUMP INTO WHEN I RUN INTO ONE OF THESE OFFENDERS.

I TRULY WISH THEY HAD CAMERAS ALL OVER AND TICKETED EVERY CELL PHONE USER AND EVERY OFFENDER OF TRAFFIC LAWS
AND /OR PLACED THEM IN JAIL FOR SCARING AN OLD LADY LIKE ME. IF I GET FRIGHTENED ENOUGH I COULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND KILL SOMEONE AND IT WONT BE MY FAULT ITS THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE BREAKING THE LAW.
SO THERE !!! I HAVE MY ALIBI. WHATS YOURS?

I HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR 53 YEARS AND HAVE HAD 2 MINOR ACCIDENTS WHICH REALLY WERE NOT MY FAULT BUT I PAID IN INSURANCE COSTS FOR IT. I HAVE HAD 2 TICKETS FOR SPEEDING AND THAT'S ALL AND THAT WAS 40 YEARS AGO.
I HAVE NOT HAD ANY SINCE THEN AND HAVE COMMUTED FOR AS MUCH AS 120 MILES A DAY TO WORK FOR MANY YEARS WITH NO ACCIDENTS.
I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE SAFELY. AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO BUT, I KNOW THOSE DRUG ADDICTS ARE ON THE ROAD WITH THEIR ALCOHOL AND COKE AND MARIJUANA AND THEY ARE KILLERS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT MY HEALTH AND SAFETY.
I AM AFRAID. AND I WILL KEEP AWARE. HOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU? ARE YOU ABLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO DRIVING WITHOUT ANY DISTRACTIONS? THAT MEANS YOU JUST DRIVE NOT PLAY WITH RADIO BUTTONS OR CELLPHONES OR TEXTING OR ANY OF THOSE THINGS. PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE YOU MAY END UP IN PRISON IF YOU KILL ME.