THAT WACKY DAD

ONE OF DAD'S JOYS IS TO GO TO CHANDLER EVERY WEEK AND HAVE BREAKFAST AT A RESTAURANT HE LIKES CUZ THEY HAVE ESPRESSO, WELL, LAST TIME WE WENT I ORDERED LUNCH INSTEAD OF BREAKFAST WE USUALLY SHARE ONE BREAKFAST WHERE HE ORDERS HIS COFFEE ESPRESSO AND I GET A CUP OF REG COFFEE WITH A SHOT OF ESPRESSO ON THE SIDE I MIX EM BECAUSE NOBODY IN ARIZONA MAKES PROPER COFFEE THAT IS STRONG ENOUGH FOR MY TASTE, IN CALIF THEY DO, WHATS WITH THE WIMPY COFFEE DRINKERS HERE? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NEXT TO WILD WEST?
I GUESS ITS ALL THOSE MIDWEST FOLK WHO DRINK WATERY COFFEE THAT RUINED THINGS.
WELL, ANYWAY LAST WEEK HIS BREAKFAST CONSISTED OF TWO EGGS NOT DONE PROPERLY AND NO BACON AND NO REAL BUTTER, WHEN I ORDER IT I STRESS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO GET REALLY DONE BACON HIS EGGS 7 MINUTES IN BOILING WATER AND FRUIT INSTEAD OF FRIED POTATOES. WELL IT COMES BACK PERFECT THEN. BUT DAD THINKS HE HAS TO TAKE WHATEVER HAPPENS AND IF IT DOESN'T SUIT HIM, BOYCOTT THE PLACE OR WAITRESS HAHAH. WELL HE WAS IN DEEP CONFLICT OVER NOT ASKING FOR THAT WAITRESS AGAIN, AND SO MUCH SO HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE OUR WEEKLY TRIP, SO I TOLD HIM WE NEEDN'T ASK FOR ANY WAITRESS AT ALL, LET THEM SEAT US ALL OF THEM ARE QUITE NICE THERE AND IF WE GET THE ONE WHO RUINED HIS LAST ONE MAKE DEMANDS ON HER WE TIP THEM 30% SO WE CAN ASK FOR ANYTHING WE WANT WE PAY FORE IT. SO HE SAID OK WE WILL GO AFTER ALL HAHAH.
POOR DAD IM GOING TO HAVE TO MANAGE ORDERING HIS BREFUSES AGAIN. OR AS WELL.